Squonk Nugget

Description Scent Notes: Woods, velvet amber, hemlocks everywhere you look, maple butter waffles, oakmoss, leather, whiskey, palo santo, spiced mahogany, getting a little worked up about how you look in bad lighting, and spruce. It's just skin. Sure, it's in rolls, it oozes down my body, and it's thoroughly wrinkled. But it's my skin and I love it. I get to live in it and it keeps me safe. Now, to be fair, I AM crying all the time, and kinda sweaty, but that's just because I am horribly allergic to hemlock trees and I have a serious soap opera addiction. It's a total coincidence that my special power is to dissolve into a puddle at-will. People think that I am "dissolving into a puddle of tears out of fear," but little do they know, I just don't care to give bullies the time of day. Overall it's pretty peaceful here in Pennsilvania, the trees are beautiful and people don't often come looking for a cryptid known for... well my beautiful luscious foldy skin. #squonklife